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Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:45 AM, with 83,465 notes
sweettheart:

glutenfreeweed:

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

IT MOVES o.O

duh

sweettheart:

glutenfreeweed:

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

IT MOVES o.O

duh

Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:44 AM, with 305,532 notes

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:43 AM, with 18,833 notes
laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.
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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:41 AM, with 8,747 notes
THE DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH is an extremely powerful sleeping draught, sending the drinker into a deathlike slumber, similar to suspended animation. The potion seemed difficult to concoct, since Hermione Granger, a prodigious potioneer, who managed to concoct the Polyjuice Potion in her second year, had some difficulty doing it. The Wiggenweld Potion is capable of reversing the effects of the Draught. The Hag Leticia Somnolens used the Draught in an attempt to kill a princess who made her jealous. A prince who placed Wiggenweld Potion on his lips revived the princess with a kiss.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:39 AM, with 218 notes

franc-oh:

"My name is Mark Hoppus and I play in a band called blink-182 and"
“WOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Thank you, I deserve that thank you.”

Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:38 AM, with 279,701 notes
batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

Posted on 21st Jul at 11:52 PM, with 2,976 notes

chitownlove88:

do this with a hockey ticket to me and im yours forever 

Posted on 21st Jul at 11:51 PM, with 349,600 notes

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

Posted on 21st Jul at 11:49 PM, with 15,223 notes

fvnghoul:

LITERALLY IF YOURE MEAN TO DOGS OR CHILDREN OR PATRICK STUMP I DONT LIKE YOU PLEASE DONT DO THAT

Posted on 21st Jul at 11:48 PM, with 49,770 notes
haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom
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haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

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