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Posted on 1st Aug at 10:42 AM, with 1,071 notes

So began a battle that none had expected; and it was called the Battle of Five Armies

Posted on 1st Aug at 10:13 AM, with 205,413 notes

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

Posted on 1st Aug at 10:12 AM, with 198,706 notes

in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop:

nebraskaswole:

thisthinisinprogress:

lilacblossoms:

myantiquehabibi:

lenny511:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

I love himmmmmm

Fun fact. “The Rock” has single handedly contributed more to make a wish foundation than anyone else on the face of this earth.

ITS BACK

Posted on 1st Aug at 10:11 AM, with 238,864 notes

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

Posted on 1st Aug at 10:08 AM, with 353 notes

tinarannosaurus:

"Okay, let’s do what I came here to do."

"You are not pouring guacamole out of my nose!"

request (x)

Posted on 1st Aug at 10:06 AM, with 572,696 notes

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

Posted on 1st Aug at 10:05 AM, with 462,297 notes

vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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